The Breast Stroke CompetitionThere was a competition to cross the English Channel using only the breaststroke.The three women who entered the competition were a brunette, a redhead, and a blond.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled upon the shore and wasdeclared the second place finisher.
Nearly four hours after that, the blond finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.When the reporters asked her why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound likea sore loser, but I think those other two girls were using their arms."
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