Monday, March 12, 2007

Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring

about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you

were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate

for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut

if it'll shut you up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were

still in love.